Silents to talkies, brutal to bad and ass to mouth. A place where grammar and spell check can be found at the bottom of the bottle. Glasses and horns in the air!!!!
I made this cake for a Halloween party at my old video store. Seemed fitting for the grog's third.
Three Years! That is fucking insane. I rarely do anything for three years. Stability is not a strong suit for me. When I looked at the calender and saw that the anniversary was here I figured I should do a little retrospective. I mean hell, three is well past the age of consent in Serbia so I guess the grog is all grown up.
B. Chainsawdomy and I looking super haggard along with Ken Foree a couple of months prior to the grog's birth.
I had only lived in Portland for about six months when I decided to get a place with Chainsawdomy. While the place I lived in at the time was awesome and had a full bar in the basement, it was lacking the horror lair esthetic I dreamed of. We wanted a place we could cover in horror decor, have horror on the screen round the clock, and just sit back and consume the grog. We found a place and it became a reality.
It wasn't long into our stay at the house of grog that we were up having an all night drunken horrorathon(not our first of course). I was telling Chainsawdomy about how back in the day we would have extended horror marathons and drunkenly review all the films. The problem was they never made it out into the world because we would plan on making a zine but would procrastinate. I always kept the books with plans of making the zine a reality. The problem was my place flooded and all were lost. Well, as I was telling him this he was like "we should do a blog" and I was like "what the fuck is a blog?" The only time I had heard of blogs was that part of Myspace where my friends wrote about a bunch of feelings that I didn't care about. He explained that it was a place we could review films and people may or may not read them. I was sold. Even if people didn't read at least I would have them all saved in the event of another flood. We jumped the fuck to it and started creating the grog. After a failed attempt at taking pictures of random stacks of DVDs for a logo we threw together a logo using the classic art from "Zombie Lake." We came up with the name and set that shit up like OJ.
The O.G.
Once the logo was done we spent all night setting up the account and coming up with ideas. I had no intention of this being anything. I hadn't written in over ten years. I had forgotten pretty much everything that I learned in school. Commas and periods meant nothing to me, and spelling was something that they made a boring documentary out of. I was just a drunk asshole that wanted to make obscure references and talk shit. I assumed like five of my friends would read it and that would be that. Right off the bat I drunkenly wrote up a review for "The Children." B. would tackle "The Last House on the Left(remake)." It was total shit but it was fun as hell to write. I just started picking up a bottle on my way home from work, grabbing a couple movies and going to town. I would just ramble and maybe make a point or two. Looking back on these is pretty hilarious. There are some fun ones but Jesus, they are bad. Most were about a paragraph long and weren't much more than a bad joke written into a long sentence. About a month in I wrote a review for one of my all time favorites "Spaced Invaders." This changed everything. Patrick Read Johnson thanked me for my review. I couldn't believe it. Someone besides the five people I told about the grog had read my shit, not just someone, but the mastermind behind "Spaced Invaders." I slowly started taking it a little more serious, not too much but at least I was aware people were reading.
Here are few examples of some of the early ones. While not well written at all they are kind of fun to look back on.
About a year after I started the grog I set out to get it more exposure. I set up a Facebook and a Twitter, and added it to the Horror Blogger Alliance. It didn't take long for me to meet up with some amazing people that have helped the grog in many ways. I did a three way "Garbage Pail Kids" review with Mr. Gable's Reality and Morbidemtia. This led to the creation of the Bad Netflix crew. The three of us along with some other bad asses started up a "MST3K" style drunken riffing night using the future. You can see a recap of the first event here.
I have met so many bad ass people that have supported and entertained all at the same time. This is just a small portion of the people and sites that have helped the grog in some way or another.
Kicking it with Pinhead. Click the pic for the article.
I returned to Crypticon Seattle this year and had the pleasure of writing up about my drunken week. I did an interview with Sadistik, as well as Bobby Canipe about his upcoming flick "Bloody Bones." I have done series overviews on classics such as the "Subspecies and Silent Night, Deadly Night"franchises. These are fun and challenging all at the same time. Both of these are only five films and even that had me drunk and insanely worn out. Just wait for the "Children of the Corn" or "Witchcraft" marathons. Jesus. I also spent Easter on a mission of blaspheme with my Easter a go-go marathon. It was full of drugs, alcohol, bunnies, and Jesus. In between all this we found time to have a couple of contests with truly unique prizes.
Will I be able to take these 13 shots while announcing the winner for the first contest?
One thing that is amazing and sad all at the same time is how many people that have been a part of the grog live in such separate parts of the country. The small group of us that live close to each other have had some epic nights whether it's Gabe Nye the Science Guy and I actually being in the same room for the Bad Netflix night, a screening of a bad ass movie or a party to celebrate Halloween or the birth of X. No, not DMX. I mean the worlds most famous cryptozoological creature.
The official Guts and Grog pumpkin.
Getting ready for Halloween at the grog.
Pumpkins are done dude.
Getting lubed up.
Getting ready for Goregon fest 3.
B. Chainsawdomy playing with Dead Conspiracy at Goregon 3.
Getting ready for the grog's first sponsored show.
Sadistik at the grog's first sponsored show.
Xmas at the grog.
Christmas movie night at the Hollywood.
Peter Poison receiving a bad ass gift.
They should of got what I was having. Christmas at the local watering hole.
After a night out drinking for Xmas Gabe Nye and Steph Infection give me a cheers because we needed more.
The mellow Xmas eve.
A rare occurrence these days. Jacob VonKlingele, Gabe Nye, and I all in the same place.
While I do the majority of the writing here at the grog there are plenty of others that have given some of the finest contributions.
Gabe Nye the Science Guy has laid some serious science on everyone. Here are a few of his contributions to badassary.
Since starting the grog, not only have I gained a loyal group of readers I have had the chance to write some articles for some sites that I adore. Here are a few examples of that.
With all this ranting and revisiting what I am trying to say is thank you everyone for reading, sharing, talking about, drinking with, laughing at my bullshit and just being bad asses. Like I said I started this as basically a joke that I thought a few friends would read. It has become a source of pride. I am eager to share what I have written. The fact that I have met so many great people is insane. The fact that I have been asked to write for other sites is insane. The fact that I got a DVD quote is insane. I hope to bring you more drunken nonsense for years to come. I will always be around here and will be showing up over at Couchcutter here and there as well as any other place that will have me.
Glad you've stuck to it dude and keep producing cooler and cooler stuff. Awesome experience doing the two-headed shark poster giveaway and very honored you've kept my logo up for so long. keep it up brotha.
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Glad you've stuck to it dude and keep producing cooler and cooler stuff. Awesome experience doing the two-headed shark poster giveaway and very honored you've kept my logo up for so long. keep it up brotha.
Thank you for the logo sir. Love it.
Happy Birthday GROG! Awesome retrospective post, I enjoyed this.
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