So after the success of the Critters and Gods contest for the 2 Headed Shark print I asked grog contributor and custom action figure extraordinaire Jacob Von Klingele to make me up a figure to give to you baddasses. I got it last night and holy shit is the winner of this gonna be one lucky sumbitch. You have all heard of last years bad ass biker opus "Dear God No!" I along with pretty much every other trusted writer on the web were blown away by this beast. If you don't remember here is my review after seeing it in the theater last year. Well Jacob Von Klingele was also more than excited with this film and has put together one of the most unique figures you are likely to have on your shelf. This is a one of a kind item and only the winner will have it. After much debate he went with the Nixon stripper as even with a minor role she sticks in your head and stands out right on the beautiful poster the "Dude" designed for it. Take a look below for more images of what your are trying to win. 
How do you enter to win this bad boy? It is simple. Leave your name and Email and leave a comment with a figure you would die to have made. Try and make it one that hasn't been made. There have been plenty of Freddy and Jason figures but for me I have always wanted a Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College set. Just them coming out of the toilet wearing their graduation gowns and shit. Amazing. Outside of that you just need to go like VonKlingele Customs on Facebook. This part you need to actually do. I know lots of times people "forget" this step but you will not be entered in the drawing if you are not a fan of that page. I would also hope you are a fan of the grog's page as well but at this time I won't make that mandatory. I suggest it though. So yeah. Like the page and leave a comment with your dream figure and on Tuesday July 17th I will draw a lucky bastard who can display this one of a kind figure on their shelf. I will end this with thanking Jacob Von Klingele for taking the time to make this. This is not a day project. Lots of meticulous sculpting and painting went into this and for him to allow me to just give it away is greatly appreciated. Well until the seventeenth I bid you farewell. I may take on another grog challenge when I pick the winner.
36 comments:
I've already liked VonKlingele Customs on facebook of course, his work is amazing.
As for a figure I would die to see him do, how about a Monster Brawl set complete with wrestling ring playset? Or a Chromeskull? That would be badass. OOH! I know, a Robot Hitler from Nazis at the Center of the Earth!!! YES, make it so!
Ahem, anyway, great contest for a great figure. Thanks G&G!
This is TRULY bad ass. I NEED this sitting next to my Corman's Malt Liquor bottle.
One of my fantasy figures "may or may not" become a reality, so I'll go with the one I'm pretty sure we'll never see. I want a Nightbreed Multi-figure assortment. It would have to include Dr. Decker, Boone, and since, I don't know their actual names; the monster with the dreads, the devil looking monster, the moon faced monster, the fat monster with the tentacles, and the porcupine lady monster. That would be killer, and probably ridiculously expensive.
By the way, that link to VonKlingele Customs facebook page goes to your DGN review.
Although there has been a resin model made, I would love to have an actual Rawhead Rex doll that moved so you could play with it. I would want his eyes to light up red. I would eat a pile of Rhino shit for something like that!
@unknown I need to know who you are. Name and email.
@Son. Thanks I am a retard. Fixed.
If it comes to fruition, I won't let you down, Nathan!
Tyler Turner
Tt5971@Hotmail.com
I'd honestly love to see a Children Of The Corn figure set made. The first film, of course. Complete with a cornfield and all :)
Id love a figure of my most beloved animated character , Captain Future...there are some, but small, most of them, with wrong colors n all. If only horror/splatter based- then its Phil O`Ginney from The Taint.
Ingo Holtorf,
iholtorf@yahoo.de
"I genuinely want to have a Road Warrior action figure set, but for the sake of absurdity, I am going to go for an Aunty Entity, Master Blaster dual set"
ah, fuck, my posts never pop up right.
Max Miller
maxageddon@gmail.com
Thanks. I just wanted to make sure I got everyone entered in the drawing.
I vote for a FROM BEYOND action playset with battle-damaged laboratory and Jeffrey Combs with multiple changing heads.
I'm Zach S. at sixpackzach@hotmail.com
Grindhousehorror@gmail.com
James S. Terror Esquire
I would like to see an Ally in the pit toilet doll with removable shirt from Sleepaway Camp II.
I would die for a Spaced Invaders set. Ship and all!
Mr. Gable
mrgablesreality at hotmail dotcum
Well, SonOfCelluloid already said my first choice, so I'm going to go with a whole line of Troma figures. We got Toxie, but I want Class of Nuke 'em High, Terror Firmer, Teenage Catgirls in Heat, Tromeo and Juliet, etc... Too much gold to pass up there. There would have to be a deluxe penis monster puppet of course.
First i liked the pages and second a figure i have always wanted would have to be a tie between Angela baker full scream cock shot and also Jack'o from 1995's Jack O hell there are so many i want another would be the killer trio Dappy Duck, Father Christmas and Pussy Cat from the forgotten 1985 underrated survival horror gem Fortress.
Abe Phillips
abucketofcorn@gmail.com
This looks sweet! I want a Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! playset. Man that would be fuckin amazing!
Andrew Pommer
gorehounded@gmail.com
I'd like to see a figure of: the demon Lo, from Lo, Slimer from Ghostbusters (I'm sure it's been done, but a large model would be amazing), a box set of Legend.
I would like a Wendy O. Williams action figure. Not a queen bee like REFORM SCHOOL GIRLS but the 42nd Street pre-Plasmatics model that can shoot miniature ping pong balls out her snatch like Wendy did in CANDY GOES TO HOLLYWOOD.
James Bickert
info@deargodnomovie.com
People. When you enter make sure you leave me some way to get a hold of you. I would hate for the winner to miss out.
I'm lookin at a Harry warden from my bloody valentine or the prowler. Almost the same thing.
cannibalcam@hotmail.com
The being is pretty badass.
I would absolutely love a Karl The Butcher figure from the "Violent Shit" series. But, Hell, everyone's choices are phenomenal so far!
Alberto Giovannelli
Splatterhouse138@gmail.com
How about Olaf from "The Sinful Dwarf" or an Issac Hayes/ Duke of New York from "Escape From New York.
Kevin
kevmo2@yahoo.com
Lipstick Demon from Insidious.
Ryan Howard
rlhowardaudio@gmail.com
www.facebook.com/thecasketcreatures
Damn, Jimmy stole the Wendy-O idea I was going to steal from him! So I'll go with a BETTER mega force ace hunter/barry bostwick with flowing head band and true spandex bulge figure done by the one true master of the articulated joint action.
trapyap@gmail.com
Josh
Kayla
khrysania@gmail.com
A figure that I would die to have would be Belial figure from Basket Case. I can almost imagine it now, popping from the basket with those glowing eyes and that shrill screech!
I'd love to see a figure of Chainsaw Sally, or maybe Infra-Man! A Coffin Joe fig would be nice,too. Cool blog, keep up the good work!
-Scott
I'd love to see The Girl as a figure (from the movie Neighbor). A very underrated movie and a custom I've never seen.
Nigel
nigel@lata-burston.freeserve.co.uk
I would kill for a full set of Neon Maniacs action figures!
Austin, austin@horrornerd.com
The Chainsaw Sally figure would be badass, a Kakihara from Ichi The Killer done with his mouth agape, and for the hell of it, either Meshugannah or Wadzilla from Chillerama.
Jay, sick60sixxers@yahoo.com
Dave Keymont
nekrodave@hotmail.com
There's lots of figures I'd like to see, but I think the only one I have never seen in any incarnation whatsoever would be Luther The Geek. Make it so!
Maybe a little obscure, but I'd love to see a figure of the dwarf 'Bobo' (the late Hervé Villechaize) from "Malatesta's Carnival of Blood".
Chad Milburn
rightguard at gmail dot com
Maynard Morrissey
mosquitokillah (at) gmail.com
I'd love to have the Hobo with a Shotgun as an action figure, or maybe Linda Blair as avenging angel from Savage Streets (incl. bow and arrow)
Jon Wamsley
wamsley_designer@yahoo.com
I would love to see the Evil Dr. Weir from Event Horizon.
Seems kind of silly but I'm a huge fan of Elves...and they describe him as a ninja troll....I'd really like to have a ninja troll :-) haha.
-Tasha (tterwill@gmail.com)
I would choose to have anything from Street Trash made into a figure. And, if only one figure could be made it would HAVE to be Wizzy's melt scene. Best.
Shayna Greene
Click to find out the winner.
http://gutsandgrogreviews.blogspot.com/2012/07/and-winner-of-gi-joe-with-tits-is.html
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