I had been following the Doc for a bit, but what fully sold me was when he did a 3D Halloween special where he sent me some bad ass glasses to check some badassary.
Boogedy Boogedy Boo, I Love You: Disney Horror Comedy for the Kiddies
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What’s that? You have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about? No idea what Mr. Boogedy even is? Doesn’t surprise me. It’s not for the casual horror fan. Hell, it may not really be for the horror fan. It’s really for kids who need a good Halloween scare. Mr. Boogedy is the tale of a family whose patriarch is a gag store franchisee hell bent on opening a new store in the perfect location. The family picks up and moves into just about the most haunted house you ever did see; One step below the Marsten House from Salem’s Lot but just creepier than the Bates’ place. The realtor and historical society founder recants a piece of haunted house history to the family. The tale involves the ghost of Mr. Boogedy, a pilgrim who loved to scare the children of the town in life and who may or may not have sold his soul to the Devil and may or may not have acquired an invisibility cloak from which his powers are derived. It’s your classic tale of unrequited love mixed with witchcraft and dark magic. There’s even a trapped ghost family who can’t leave because of the Boogedy curse. I won’t spoil it for you as it’s really only about 45 minutes long, and you can check the whole thing out HERE in five parts:
The endless gags and novelties perpetrated by various family members including a faux Boogedy costume, shoe prints going up the wall, fake vomit, fake mummies, fake eggs are the things of kids humor but hey, I laughed my ass off. Then of course there are the moments that will terrify. The big booming Boogedy voice, classic haunted house organ, faux mummies coming to life, green lights, jack in the box vacuum cleaners, possession. It’s like one big cornucopia of scary things that kids find scary and non-horror lovers THINK are scary but maybe really actually aren’t. You’ll love the ghosts including Boogedy who are illuminated and seem to be able to toss lightning bolts from their finger tips using very Disney/Bed Knobs and Broomsticks style effects (even though we’re quite few years off the Landsbury classic). Beware the vacuum cleaner for it may kill you!
It’s full of one liners and quotable lines with emphasis on making you laugh if you’re about eight years old. Again, you may need a few adult beverages in order to get a chuckle out of it although I didn’t.
“The Boogedy Man! His face was all yucky! Like a grilled cheese sandwich, or something”
“Dad’s going to negotiate with Mr. Hamburger Face.”
“Did anyone leave a greenlight on in the bedroom?” No? Must be Mr. Boogedy.
How about the fact that this movie takes place in Lucifer Falls or that the realty company that sells our beloved family the home is Devil May Care Realty? Yuck yuck yuck. Fonzy Bear humor gets me every time.
If you’re as much of a “big kid” as I am than this movie is a must watch for you. It’s camp. It’s funny. It’s just kinda sorta scary. You may have to sleep with the light on. Just remember that the best way to protect yourself from Boogedy is with a gigantic fly swatter or a novelty store vacuum cleaner. Also available on YouTube is the sequel Bride of Boogedy featuring the same cast, similar story… and an original score by John Astin himself. Enjoy it HERE (in parts):
Show these flicks to your kids and see if they’re still scary. Kids seem to always find Disney “horror” scary regardless of how scary they really are. Kiddies still freak out at the Watcher in the Woods. If the jump scares don’t get them the sound effects reel is sure to terrify them.
-Dr. TERROR still scared shitless after all these years. Thanks for the Nightmares.
Oh and … EAT THE EGGS!
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