This is a slow burner. It may burn slower than the Challenger did thanks to that teacher fireproofing it. It is obviously inspired by the great Howard(not the duck) I mean Lovecraft mother fucks. It is also very atmospheric, and I don't mean full of rhymes about Jack Tripper or the ripper.
The plot is not important. It is just fucking beautiful. It has more crosses on fire than Mississippi Burning. It has so many nun's crucified I couldn't stand up for like an hour and the creepiest twins since The Shining.
If you enjoy Lovecraft or beautiful imagery watch this. If you need everything spoon fed to you I got a high chair I can put you in mother fucker. Ill sick Casey Anthony on you though, so you better decide if it's worth it.
4/5
Tromeric
Guts and Grog Tooned Up
Guts and Grog from Nick Clark on Vimeo.
Showing posts with label Nunsploitation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nunsploitation. Show all posts
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Nun of That- Richard Griffin
Remember those calenders Nuns having fun? Well this is kinda like that only their fun includes sex, murder, taking down the mob, dancing, striping, and bar fights. Nun of that is a modern day low budget Nunsploitation film that while not being perfect manages to be a pretty fun ride, as I assume a nun would be.
Nun of That follows Sister Marry Wrath as she is brought into a secret sect of nuns and priests that dish out the lords love the way they know best. With guns. They can't stand around and let all this scum taint the earth, they must fuck it to death.
The film sits at ninety minutes which I admit is a bit longer than it should be but overall it played alright. The list just goes on with memorable moments. Jesus singing a song that I'm pretty sure Depeche Mode wrote to a bunch of drunk nuns and a naked angel is probably the highlight. A Road House homage with Nuns drinking, fighting, throwing beer bottles at the blind nun singing on stage. Yeah that happened. A couple of cameos, one of which is Lloyd Kaufman playing the part he was born for and so many pretty amazing one liners that you would think Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote the script.
If you take this for what it is, have some drinks and have some friends over it is a pretty fun ride.
2.5/5
Tromeric
Nun of That follows Sister Marry Wrath as she is brought into a secret sect of nuns and priests that dish out the lords love the way they know best. With guns. They can't stand around and let all this scum taint the earth, they must fuck it to death.
The film sits at ninety minutes which I admit is a bit longer than it should be but overall it played alright. The list just goes on with memorable moments. Jesus singing a song that I'm pretty sure Depeche Mode wrote to a bunch of drunk nuns and a naked angel is probably the highlight. A Road House homage with Nuns drinking, fighting, throwing beer bottles at the blind nun singing on stage. Yeah that happened. A couple of cameos, one of which is Lloyd Kaufman playing the part he was born for and so many pretty amazing one liners that you would think Arnold Schwarzenegger wrote the script.
If you take this for what it is, have some drinks and have some friends over it is a pretty fun ride.
2.5/5
Tromeric
Labels:
horror,
Low Budget,
Nunsploitation,
So bad its Good
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