10. AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997)
Mike Myers and Elizabeth Hurley feelin' randy, baby, as they stop Dr. Evil taking the world hostage for one...MILLION...dollars. *Twirls finger towards mouth* Needs more sharks with laser beams though.
9. PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (1986)
Stolen bicycle leads to a crazy journey towards the Alamo, as Pee Wee dances to Tequila, meets a creepy trucker lady, and ignores the loving eyes of the beautiful Dottie. And since Pee Wee isn't playing with his wee wee in this film, it's fun for the whole family too!
8. ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE (1993)
Jim Carrey speaks through his rectum as he impresses friendly Courtney Cox and angers Sean Young. Expect a lot of laces being in, Tone Loc, Dan Marino, and crazy Jim Carrey faces as Boy George's "The Crying Game" plays in the background for some reason...
7. WAYNE'S WORLD (1991)
Wayne's World. Party Time. Ass Sphincters. Tia Carrere. Slimy Rob Lowe. Public Access. Healthy Lara Flynn Boyle. Multiple Endings. No "Stairway To Heaven" But A Lot of "Ballroom Blitz". Best SNL film adaptation. Foxy Lady, I Think I Love You. Excellent.
6. TRADING PLACES (1983)
Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd play "The Prince & The Pauper" as they switch places due to an evil bet between two old fogeys over a dollar. Jamie Lee Curtis shows her boobs, due to feeling happy about escaping her psychotic brother on Halloween that time, while tricking some dude who thinks she's Swedish [although she's dressed as Swiss]. Plus gorilla on human rape. Who doesn't love that?
5. HAROLD & KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (2004)
Harold and Kumar screw their jobs and medical school exams to travel all around New Jersey for some juicy burgers and tasty fries. Along the way, they deal with a buzzed Neil Patrick Harris, two girls playing Battleship with poop, a kinky Chris Meloni, and tiger riding through the woods. Damn, those burgers must be good.
4. PROBLEM CHILD (1990) & PROBLEM CHILD 2 (1991)
John Ritter and Junior deal with Amy Yasbeck playing two roles, while dealing with Jack Warden's cranky political ass. First film deals with serial killer Kramer wearing a bow tie - probably because he made racist jokes during a stand up routine - while Amy Yasbeck enjoys the sight of large pig testicles. Second film deals with Junior meeting a female version of him, while having a food fight with disgusting pizza and making people throw up on an amusement park ride. Problem child? Sounds normal to me.
3. KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE (1974)
Spoof film dealing with a Fistful of Yen, Catholic High School Girls In Trouble, some 4D movie watching, Geminis getting killed by arrows, and a news program watching a couple have sex. Was hoping for more buckets of chicken with 11 herbs and spices.
2. THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD! (1988)
Leslie Neilsen plays the most brilliant police detective ever as he tries to stop Khan from destroying the Enterprise while boning Elvis Presley's wife. Watch as our characters joke about PLATOON, safe sex, war issues, baseball, and nice looking beavers. Plus OJ Simpson as a police officer? Holy hell, that's hilarious!
1. AIRPLANE! (1980)
Surely this film has to be tops. No jive talkin', drinking problem, nuns accidentally trying to kill children, and perverted blow up dolls would make me think otherwise.
And please - don't call me Shirley.
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