Saturday, September 3, 2011
Ghoulies II- Albert Band
The thing about all the Ghoulies films besides three is......they don't talk. What? I don't get it. That's like if the first Homeward Bound was just a bunch of animals running around and not saying amazing things like "Birdzilla." Let's make Babe: Pig in the City with a mute pig. This is not a Bresson film. OK. Fuck you. With all that said. I can forgive this for a few reasons. The first being that these Ghoulies love W.A.S.P. Yeah. Blackie Lawless screams until we like it. The second is Royal Dano. He is playing a different character than I am used to. Yeah, he doesn't even have a dog. Crazy right? The third reason is Ghoulie puke. Yeah these assholes puke on so many people it's like a Lucifer Valentine flick.
Well what are you waiting for? Marathon this shit. Four movies that's only like six hours. Get a bottle and some friends and enjoy.