Bad Movie Marathon

FOUR MEN. FOUR BLOGS. FIVE AND A HALF HOURS OF THE MOST AMAZING BAD MOVIE ACTION EVER THRUST UPON EXISTENCE!!

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NETFLIX INSTANT BAD MOVIE MARATHON!

 (Part 1: Introduction to Destruction)

WHEN:

SATURDAY, JUNE 4TH, 2011

(itinerary below)

WHERE:

NETFLIX INSTANT

ON TWITTER

ON YOUR BLOG SITE

ON FACEBOOK

ANYWHERE YOU WANT IT TO BE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Myself and Mr. Gable,  Morbidementia, and Vincent, The Fuzzy Skeletonian have planned and plotted out a single night for the ENTIRE WORLD to sit down and join together for a night of bad movie insanity via Netflix Instant!

What is going to happen is that on Saturday, June 4th starting at 8:30e/7:30c/6:30m/5:30p time we will begin a 3 movie marathon. During the marathon you can find us on twitter throwing out MST3K style comments and other random shit while we are watching the movie.

And you’re invited.

HERE’S WHAT YOU CAN DO:

Join us! Print out the itinerary below, fire up your Netflix Instant player either on your computer (you need to download a plug-in/software FYI) or on your TV. Then either follow us on Twitter while you’re watching and laugh at the ridiculousness of the movies and our stupid comments in real time OR you can participate!

In the comments section here, post your Twitter handle so everyone can follow you along with us. (On Twitter you can add people to a list so that’s what I’m going to do…just add everyone I know is participating into a single list. ALSO, we will be using hashtags. So with each post put #badnetflix at the end so everyone following us can click those and see all of us throwing down on these shitty movies)

OR…get fucking crazy with it. Vincent, The Fuzzy Skeletonian’s blog is primarily an art blog so he might try his hand at sketching out quick art based on his feelings towards the movie. Feel free to make it your own! You can do things like that or you can just update with a live blog, post on your facebook page, do a live coverage of the evening, video tape yourself doing this thing live, WHATEVER YOU WANT! But whatever it is that you do, let us know so we can all follow along!

WHERE CAN YOU FIND US?

Mr. Gable - @mrgablesreality

Vincent, The Fuzzy Skeletonian - @vinstem

Tromeric - @tromeric

Morbidementia - @morbidementia

ALRIGHT ALREADY! WHAT ARE WE WATCHING!?

2008. 95 minutes. Not Rated.

Directed by Uwe Boll (notorious bad movie director)

Notable Stars: Udo Kier, Don S. Davis

IMDb Rating: 3.3/10 stars

1983. 100 minutes. Rated PG.

Directed by Luigi Cozzi (ah fuck yes, an Italian production!)

Notable Stars: Lou Ferrigno, Sybil Danning

IMDb Rating: 3.0/10 stars

I beg you not to watch the trailer. I haven’t. This movie is going to be INSANE. I am not going to spoil even ONE second of it. I know that Lou Ferrigno throws a bear into outer space…I already know too much.

2008. 100 minutes. Not Rated.

Directed by the same guys as Monsturd.

Notable Stars: Nobody.

IMDb Rating: 4.2/10 stars

WHAT TIME SHOULD YOU TUNE IN?

(ALL TIMES PM)

FAR CRY - BEGINS AT 8:30e/7:30c/6:30m/5:30p

*15 minute break*

HERCULES - BEGINS AT 10:20e/9:20c/8:20m/7:20p

*15 minute break*

RETARDEAD - BEGINS AT 12:15(am)e/11:15c/10:15m/9:15p

The 15 minute breaks are there so we all have time to hit the bathroom, grab some munchies, mix another drink, update/check twitter, gear up the next movie, etc.

LAST WORDS:

I just want to thank everyone in advance for your participation. This is really cool and we’re all excited to watch movies with people that we only get to talk to over the internet. It’s neat that we can all get together, coast to coast, and watch movies together, LIVE. I look forward to seeing what you all can do with it. It should be a grand ole time.

If you have any questions, feel free to email Mr. Gable at: mrgablesreality@hotmail.com

Twitter will never be the same.

(Sidenote: someone should tell Uwe Boll. He’s going to SHIT when he sees dozens of people ragging on his movie.)