Holy shit this movie is so much fun. I don't give a fuck about plot, I don't give a shit about much I just had more fun than B.T.K. had that time he took Helen Keller to the rope show. Starts off with with Matt Hooper(yes that Matt Hooper) singing some songs and catching some fish. Then Precious takes a huge step and opens up the core of the lake and lets loose some bad ass fish. From here on out it is 90 minutes of amazing killing and titties. So many douchnozzles get the fuck eaten out of them by stupid looking fish. Jerry O Connell gives the performance of a life time, it may be right up there with Joe's Apartment. I don't even know what I can say. If your not a pussy you will love this movie. It is just fun, so fucking bloody and brooooooooootal and hot. Hot naked woman swimming, Doc Brown is there to explain what caused this, Eli Roth gets Sleepaway Camped. The massacre scene will make Nan King look like a Rainbow Bright cartoon. I don't want to ruin anything but dick burp. Wow, What the fuck? go watch this. Titties and blood for 90 minutes, did I mention they fly at your face? They do. Piranha 3D came all over my face and I loved it. I rubbed that shit all over my sweet titties and let it lick it off, and it loved it cuz its a dirty whore.