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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Adam Bickford's Top Fives Across The Board



Favorites, bests, whatever you want to call them, these are my top 5 (at least 5, sometimes more) from every genre and sub-genre I could think of worth mentioning. The list comes to a total of over 225 of my all-time favorite films. Every single entry here I would consider essential viewing, at least once. There’s an understandable amount of crossover, as something like Total Recall could easily be considered Sci-fi as much as I consider it Action, or Kill Bill could easily be considered Revenge as much as Martial Arts. My thought’s regarding crossover are pretty simple. On the whole, if a movie feels more like X than Y, I’ll put it in category X. And don’t bother trying to make a stink like “Rain Man isn’t an X movie!” cause genre’s are a little loose and I don’t care. There’s no doubt some great movies left off this list, but I’ll be counting on the Grog’s top 500 for suggestions to fill it in.

I’ve also included a “where to start” for each category. This will sometimes be my favorite, or the best, but more than likely a fun, exciting, easy to get into film. If it’s something you’ve seen before but not in years, it’s time to revisit that film. Since this blog is directed at horror/film fanatics some of them will be completely irrelevant.
Monster:
Giant beasts battling giant robots, or terrorizing buildings and sucking people’s insides out, it’s hard to beat a good monster movie.
  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
  • King Kong (both)
  • Cloverfield
  • The Mist
  • Pacific Rim
  • The Blob (’88)
Where to start: The Blob. It’s a non-conventional monster but the havoc wreaked is astronomical.


Sci-Fi Horror:
Setting up some of the creepiest tales ever told, Horror and Science fiction (when done right) are a match made in Hell.
  • Alien
  • The Thing
  • Event Horizon
  • Re-Animator
  • The Fly (‘86)
  • From Beyond
Where to start: I feel like everyone has seen the Thing, but if you haven’t, start there. Otherwise go with Re-Animator or The Fly. Two of the best mad scientists ever put to film.


Zombies:
I don’t care for that long debated fight between fast and slow zombies. Both have exceptional films and terrible ones. I’ve included a few of both.
  • Dawn of the Dead ('78)
  • 28 Days Later
  • The Battery
  • [REC]
  • Return of the Living Dead
  • Zombi 2
Where to start: For fast zombies [REC] is hard to beat. For slow zombies Fulci’s Zombi 2 has the greatest reveal of worm covered corpses that currently exists. 


Vampires:
The absolute best in sexually charged horror. Forget Twilight or True Blood, this is where I’d go for vampires.
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • Let the Right One In
  • The Lost Boys
  • Fright Night
  • From Dusk till Dawn
  • Blade
  • Only Lovers Left Alive
  • The Hunger
Where to start: I have a hard time saying anything is better than Interview with the Vampire. If you’ve already seen that check out Jim Jarmusch’s recent Only Lovers Left Alive.


Paranormal / Supernatural:
Some ghosts, some demons. All masterfully atmospheric and creepy to no end.
  • The Exorcist
  • Hellraiser
  • Paranormal Activity
  • Rosemary’s Baby
  • The Sentinel
  • Carrie
  • Silent Hill
  • Session 9
Where to start: If you like the slow burn, I can’t recommend The Sentinel more. 


Killer / Slasher:
I’m not sure Misery belongs here but I couldn’t leave it off this list. These make up my favorite/best films featuring either a killer protagonist or slasher villain.
  • Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
  • Scream
  • Black Christmas
  • Halloween
  • Nightmare on Elm St.
  • House of 1000 Corpses
  • Sleepaway Camp
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  • Misery
  • Maniac (2013) (Yes, over the original)
  • Monster
Where to start: Henry no doubt. H:POASK would be in my top 5 all time horror films.


Crime horror/thrillers:
Usually told from the cop or detective’s perspectives, these movies can be incredibly intense, and also show that the good guys don’t always win.
  • Zodiac
  • Seven
  • Silence of the Lambs
  • True Detective
  • Stoker
Where to start: If you’ve got the time for a short TV series, watch True Detective. If you’re looking for a film watch Silence of the Lambs or Zodiac.


Disturbing:
A Serbian Film would take the cake for disturbing, but my favorite super disturbing flicks have a little more substance to them.
  • Cannibal Holocaust
  • Martyrs
  • Inside
  • Irreversible
  • The Girl Next Door
Where to start: Martyrs. It’s emotionally exhausting for sure, as all of these films are, but Martyrs has an underlying beauty and incredible ambition that set it apart from the rest.


Gore:
Movies where the gore might as well be a character in itself. If you’re looking to zone out to some blood and guts, this is where to go.
  • Dead Alive
  • Tokyo Gore Police
  • Riki-oh: The Story of Ricky
  • The Evil Dead
  • Guinea Pig 2: The Flowers of Flesh and Blood
Where to start: The Evil Dead is the obvious pick here, but I’m gonna have to go with the incredibly over the top Riki-oh. 


Psychological:
Movies that might make you crazy while your protagonist goes crazy. Smart thrillers that keep you guessing long after the credits roll.
  • The Shining
  • Jacob's Ladder
  • Saw
  • Cube
  • Altered States
  • Black Swan
  • Triangle
  • The Signal ('07)
Where to start: The Shining of course. The Signal from 2007 is great for a lesser known picture, I haven’t seen The Signal from 2014.


Horror Comedy:
The only thing that goes better with Horror than Sci-fi is comedy. These are the best films for a lighter night of violent fun.
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Tucker and Dale vs Evil
  • Evil Dead 2
  • Killer Klowns from Outer Space
  • Black Sheep
  • Cabin in the Woods
  • Night of the Creeps
  • Beetlejuice
Where to start: Night of the Creeps. Tom Atkins’ best film in my opinion.


Italian Horror:
Sometimes completely nonsensical, but you won’t find more beautiful, more nightmarish horror anywhere else.
  • Suspiria
  • City of the Living Dead
  • Nightmare City
  • Opera
  • The Beyond
Where to start: Suspiria for the beauty, City of the Living Dead for the gore.


Trash:
Terrible effects, ridiculous storylines, crude violence, scummy characters… trashy, sleazy flicks like these aren’t for everyone, but they can also be the most fun you’ve had watching a movie.
  • Basket Case
  • The Toxic Avenger
  • Brain Damage
  • Street Trash
  • Class of Nuke ‘em High
  • Troll 2
  • Frankenhooker
  • Thankskilling
  • Poultrygeist
Where to start: The Toxic Avenger, a love story built around bullies and radioactive waste. Troma’s magnum opus.


Animal/Eco:
You can make animal horror serious or goofy, and both can be equally fun. Lake Placid could easily be considered horror-comedy, but films like Jaws and The Grey lead you into darker territory.
  • Jaws
  • Alligator
  • Lake Placid
  • Piranha 3D
  • The Grey
Where to start: Alligator. Robert Forester takes on a giant Alligator surviving in the Chicago sewer system. Too much fun.


Anthologies:
Small doses of horror in bite sized little packages. Anthologies can pack a lot of variety into a feature length time-slot.
  • Creepshow
  • Chillerama
  • Trick 'r' Treat
  • 3 Extremes
  • Twilight Zone: The Movie
  • Terror Eyes
  • V/H/S
Where to start: Trick ‘r’ Treat. Incredibly well written and edited. It’s kinda like Pulp Fiction if Tarantino was reading Tales from the Crypt comics instead of pulp crime novels.


Arthouse / Mindfuck horror
These films take psychological horror to unimaginable levels, and can’t be watched on the fly. You’ve definitely gotta be in the right mood to experience any of these.
  • Eraserhead
  • Antichrist
  • Beyond the Black Rainbow
  • Videodrome
  • Naked Lunch
Where to start: Eraserhead. There’s no easy way into this sub-genre, but Eraserhead is the perfect place to see if you might enjoy more..


Classics (pre - 1960):
There’s a variety of actual genre’s here but these are my favorite older horror films.
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Nosferatu
  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
  • Plan 9 from Outer Space
  • The Most Dangerous Game
Where to start: The Most Dangerous Game is a great start. The film actually was a favorite of the infamous Zodiac killer, so go watch Fincher’s ‘Zodiac’ afterwards.


Revenge:  

The definition of justified violence. Tales of extremely wronged people trying to bring on their own brand of justice.
  • Blue Ruin
  • Oldboy
  • I Saw the Devil
  • The Count of Monte Cristo
  • Last House on the Left
  • Death Proof
  • Lady Vengeance
  • Sushi Girl
  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture
Where to start: The Count of Monte Cristo. The ultimate tale of revenge, Jim Caviezel’s portrayal is great, and Guy Pearce plays a real piece of shit.


Comedies:

When it comes to comedy I’m a much bigger fan of darker, off-beat humor. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy a more straight forward comedy, complete with potty mouth fools such as Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
  • The Sasquatch Gang
  • Wet Hot American Summer (and everything else Stella does)
  • National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
  • Cecil B. Demented
  • The Slammin’ Salmon
  • The Life Aquatic
  • Club Dread
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Gentlemen Broncos
  • Ghost World
  • Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Rushmore
  • Bulletproof
  • Saving Silverman
Where to start: Wet Hot American Summer. It’s got an amazing cast of would-soon-be hot shot actors and an incredible sense of humor.


Animation:

Hand drawn to stop motion and computer animation, these selections span more than 50 years of film history.
  • Wall-E
  • Alice in Wonderland ('51)
  • Coraline
  • The Nightmare before Christmas
  • Spirited Away
  • My Neighbor Totoro
Where to start: Alice in Wonderland, as timeless as it is imaginative.


Fantasy:

Some of the most imaginative films on this list, These films bring the fantastical and make it as real as can be.
  • Pan’s Labyrinth
  • Jason and the Argonauts
  • Being John Malkovich
  • The Princess Bride
  • Labyrinth
  • Time Bandits
  • Willow
Where to start: Hands down, Willow. One of my favorite childhood films. A fantastic adventure filled with dragons, wizards, witches, knights, and…  giant snowballs?


Adventure:

Probably the most relatable of any genre, everyone strives to go on a grand adventure.
  • Indiana Jones (Original 3)
  • Titanic
  • Lord of the Rings (All)
  • Jurassic Park
  • Star Wars (Original Trilogy)
Where to start: If you haven’t seen this entire list by now then I can’t help you.


Drama:
  • Mullholland Dr.
  • Girl, Interrupted
  • Fight Club
  • Magnolia
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Synecdoche, NY 
  • American Beauty
  • Charlie Wilson’s War
  • Leaving Las Vegas
  • The Life of David Gale
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Melancholia
Where to start: The Shawshank Redemption. Masterful in every way.


“Spacey” Sci-fi:

 Sci-fi including extra-terrestrials or traveling outside of our immediate planetary neighborhood.
  • Sunshine
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Solaris
  • Moon
  • Interstellar
  • Starship Troopers
  • Contact
  • District 9
Where to start: Starships Troopers for something a little more fun. Contact though is a personal favorite, written by Carl Sagan.


Non-“Spacey” Sci-fi:

Down to earth (literally) science fiction that doesn’t skimp on story or quality.
  • Primer
  • Children of Men
  • Inception
  • The Jacket
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Matrix
  • Looper
  • 12 Monkeys
  • Dark City
  • eXistenZ
  • Source Code
  • Sphere
  • Vanilla Sky
  • Timecrimes
Where to start: Children of Men. Really this entire list is incredible. Sphere is another personal favorite, though it didn’t get a great critical response.


War:

Something I hope to never be a part of, these films portray the best and worst of it.
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Counterfeiters
  • Gladiator
  • Black Hawk Down
  • Inglorious Basterds
Where to start: Gladiator, but if you’re looking for something a bit more modern then Saving Private Ryan.


Action:

I usually prefer action movies that are smartly written, but I do enjoy the occasional zone-out mindless “shoot em up” such as Dredd.
  • Total Recall
  • Terminator 1/2
  • Dredd
  • Mission Impossible
  • Lethal Weapon
  • Resident Evil (All)(Yes… all.)
Where to start: Mission Impossible, the action is incredible, but the twists and turns really put it above the rest.


Kung-fu/Martial Arts:

I admittedly have not seen enough Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan movies. There’s really no excuse.
  • The 36th Chamber of Shaolin
  • Kill Bill
  • Ong-bak
  • Shogun Assassin
  • 5 Deadly Venoms
Where to start: The 36th Chamber of Shaolin. If you’ve never seen it, there’s a reason you’ve heard of it.


Crime/Gangsters:

The best of the bad guys.
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Heat
  • Donnie Brasco
  • Goodfellas
  • The Departed
  • Blow
  • Drive
  • Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
  • Snatch
  • The Usual Suspects
Where to start: I feel like Donnie Brasco is left out of too many conversations about gangster flicks. An incredible true story backed by wonderful performances.


Romantic Comedies:

Not just for girls anymore, these Romantic Comedies feature well rounded, relatable characters for everyone.
  • Chasing Amy
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • High Fidelity
  • The Wedding Singer
  • Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Where to start: The Wedding Singer. Set in the 80’s and featuring a great soundtrack, this is Adam Sandler toned down to a much more manageable level, and it works great.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Adam Bickford is the Co-founder of Piggybank (getpiggybank.com), as well as an avid horror and film enthusiast. He currently lives in Portland, Oregon with his wife Miranda and Daughter Evelyn.

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