Buried- Rodrigo Cortés

     Buried is 90 minutes of Deadpool being stuck in a box.  I mean a coffin.  I'm not saying he's the champ of the damp, I mean he is in the ground with only a couple of things to help him in this predicament. 
     
     Buried will make you feel like you are stuck in the ground and have no one to save you.  You can scream, you can call and ask for help but they are just gonna tell you they have better things to do and you shouldn't cry wolf because this isn't that shitty horror film. 
     
     I don't want to ruin anything plot wise so I will just name some of the reason's you should get your ass out to see this.

1. It all takes place in a coffin yet feels like Nestor Almendros did the cinematography for it.

2.  The sound and music are mind blowing.

3. Ryan Reynolds is so fucking good in this role.  You are in the box with him and beleive every shitty thing that happens is happening to you.




4/5


Tromeric

Frozen- Adam Green

Best ski lift movie since shredder.  Seriously though this movie scared the fuck out of me.  It is one of the most unnerving movies I have ever seen, I was tense the whole time.  Its hard to beleive that Adam Green took a ski lift and was able to pull off a 90 minute movie and have it work.  Its not perfect, there is a couple of times you will definitely  have to use the suspension of disbelief but fuck it, its a horror film. The suspense he is able to produce is downright impressive.  While not nearly as gory as Hatchet this will make you cringe as if you were a 12 year old girl when uncle Chester took you out to the shed.  I cant say to much without ruining anything which I would hate to do so I will just leave you with a very definite check this out.  Green shows he knows how to pull off many things and not just ripping people in half, which dont get me wrong he does well but i would be hard pressed to find someone who didn't think about this every time they take a weekend trip to the pass.


4.5/5

Tromeric

A Perfect Getaway-David Twohy

What a perfect Piece of shit. This guy has made some decent Movies. Pitch Black was Surprisingly good for a Vin Diesel movie, Below was bad ass, this however is far from anything even resembling a good film. I love Milla, but even she cant save this shit Bubble. Even if she had gotten Naked(which she didn't by the way) This still hurt my brain. This has possibly the dumbest shock/twist ending since the first Saw movie. If you are going to have a shock ending please make sure the rest of the movie matches up with it. You cant just decide like hey this is shocking fuck the rest of the script, no one will notice, I'm fucking drunk and I realize it doesn't fucking make sense you stupid mother fuckers. Thank You M Night you have bread a new generation of Fucktards who thinks a shocking ending saves a shitty movie.


0/5


Eric